I wish funny things happened in my life again. one thing that is funny is that i have posted like a bazillion times today and still havent run out of time to be completely bored out of my brain. i want to go hang out with he again and watched him get punched in the face. let me tell you the story:
We were going down "Broadway", which is cool for racers and people who try to be anything other than thierselves, and we were yelling out at people on the streets or in thier cars. We would give them the finger or point and laugh as we said stupid things to them. So Hes window was rolled down and him yells " hey! roll up your window!". He gets about halfway when this big white trashy man walks up and says, " Who in the hell do you think you're talking to?" And He says " What? When I said 'stop being gay'?" ...THIS DUDE PULLS HIS FIST BACK AND PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE. Of course we werent all too happy. But it was a highlight. So now we start crap with everyone at the stop light so they can get out of thier car and punch us. Isn't it the least bit funny?
Today I told Mrs. Newton that if I were her daughter, I'd slit my throat and die. Because living with that psycho would make me go insane. She is the absolute most annoying person you'd ever meet. And personally, I think she needs to wear clothes that aren't see-through. Because I'm not a fan of seeing 40 year olds fat rolls hanging over thier tight skirts or seeing her tan old-lady bra.
That's why before I am 60, I will commit suicide so i don't have to deal with being old. I don't want people to hate me because I walk around town trying to find senior discounts or griping at people.
Speaking of old, we saw a hobo on the street next to Wal-Mart with her child. I died laughing, duh. But I also yelled at her and told her to go work at McDonalds. What a freaking idiot. " I'm going to stand here all day and make people pity me with my fat ugly child." I mean..seriously. If you have enough time to stand on the street and beg for money, you have enough time to go apply at McDonalds or some fast food restaurant. either that or be a stripper and make good money.
but he and him are about to go see a movie or maybe get punched in the face again.
posted by: Jafo (reply)
post date: 05.14.04 (10:19 am)
i told you i would comment, but about the only thing i can think to say is........ you got some serious thrill issues.
